Quotes from The Kiss Seen Round the World

Stewie: Let me guess, you picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I'm expected to turn and turn until OOP! big shock, a jack pops out and you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside.

Chris: When I stick this army guy with the sharp bayonette up my nose, it tickles my brain. Hah hah hah... ow. Oh, now I don't know math.

God: It's just some trash blowing in the wind! Do you have any idea how complicated your circulatory system is?!

Stewie: He... stole... my... trike... ey?

Meg: Oh my God, we're gonna die! There's so much of life I haven't experienced. I never even got the chance to be some drunk college guy's last resort.

Neil: Meg, I strongly suggest you hold my hand lest you look like a slut.

Stewie: For the future, you came on a little strong.

Peter: The two of you will one day bless our home with the pitter patter of sweet little grandchildren as ugly as sin.

Tom Tucker: School children washing cars to raise money for charity. Is there anything more arousing.

Lois: What's going on down here?
Stewie: Oh, we're playing house.
Lois: That boy's all tied up.
Stewie: Roman Polanski's house.

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