Written by Mike Barker & Matt Weitzman
Directed by Scott Wood

Starring

Seth MacFarlane as Peter, Brian, Stewie, Carter, Thomas, Mr. Pewterschmidt and others
Alex Borstein as Lois, Babs, Mrs. Pewterschmidt, wife and jumping girl
Seth Green as Chris
Mila Kunis as Meg

Also starring

Gary Cole as cop and coach
Wayne Collins as basketball player and league member
Chris Cox as George W. Bush
Mike Henry as Cleveland
Phil LaMarr as Donald, chapter president, rapper and black comedian
Meredith Scott Lynn as girl
Rachael MacFarlane as Jill, woman, animatronic wife and animatronic Irish woman
Kim Parks as Tonya and girl
Kevin Michael Richardson as league member #2 and black professor
Danny Smith as announcer, scientist #2 and leper
Tara Strong as Cindi, waitress and girl
Wally Wingert as cameraman, museum guide and scientist #3
John Riggi as Dennis Miller (uncredited)