Written by Dave Collard & Ken Goin
Directed by Pete Michels

Starring

Seth MacFarlane as Peter, Stewie, Brian, Ape, Cratchit, Mr. Pewterschmidt, Mr. Epstein, Kane, Bill Gates, Quagmire, Tom Tucker, and more
Alex Borstein as Lois, Mrs. Pewterschmidt, Mrs. Epstein, Tricia and the Prostitute
Seth Green as Chris
Mila Kunis as Meg

Also starring

Gary Cole as Michael Eisner
Johnny Brennan as Mort Goldman
Ralph Garman as motel clerk, veterinarian and Ted Turner
Mike Henry as dog owner, Cleveland and wine tasting man #2
Don LaFontaine as Fox announcer
Phil LaMarr as doctor, judge, lawyer, and more
Patrick Warburton as Joe
Bob Barker as himself