Quotes from Petarded

Peter: Does anyone ever win at this game?
Cleveland: You don't win, you just do a little better each time.

Diana: Does your face have a pelvis?

Peter: This plan is so perfect it's retarded.

Stewie: So, tell me, is there any tread left on the tires at all, or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?

Peter: Oh, I love you so much, delicious french-fry wife.