Quotes from The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire

Joe: You were right, Peter, it was Natalie Wood.

Peter: It's hard, jagged, and tastes like alcohol. Just like kissing Faye Dunaway.

CPR guy: Only a couple Oreos gone. I'm gonna take the rest home to the cats.

Peter: No need to thank me, just pay it forward.

Peter: This is worse than when they took away my library card for reading while intoxicated.

Quagmire: What was that?
Loretta: Shut up and put some more of that sugar in my bowl.

Cleveland: Better it be Quagmire than someone she could get a disease from.

Darrin: The power of Christ compels you, bitch!

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