Quotes from The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire
Joe: You were right, Peter, it was Natalie Wood.
Peter: It's hard, jagged, and tastes like alcohol. Just like kissing Faye Dunaway.
CPR guy: Only a couple Oreos gone. I'm gonna take the rest home to the cats.
Peter: No need to thank me, just pay it forward.
Peter: This is worse than when they took away my library card for reading while intoxicated.
Quagmire: What was that?
Loretta: Shut up and put some more of that sugar in my bowl.
Cleveland: Better it be Quagmire than someone she could get a disease from.
Darrin: The power of Christ compels you, bitch!