Quotes from Blind Ambition

Morty: Why didn't I clothespin the end of my penis like Muriel told me to?

Bonnie: I don't want to bring a new baby into the world with him running around.
Peter: Okay, first of all, Bonnie, you've been pregnant for, like, six years. All right, either have the baby or don't.

Brian: Boy, I'd really like to chew on my crotch right now.

Gary the no trash cougar: Give a lobbage, throw out your gahbage.

Stewie: This is the worst use of money since I tricked out my Bigwheel.

Peter: I love you Lois.
Lois: I love you too Peter, even if you are full of nickels.

Peter: I haven't felt this out of place since that week I lived with Superman.

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