Quotes from North by North Quahog
Peter: I didn't have my hand down my pants!
Lois: I just bought us some new sheets at Bed, Bath and Beyond.
Lois: Honey, what do you say we christen these new sheets, huh?
Peter: Why, Lois Griffin, you naughty girl.
Lois: Hee hee, that's me.
Peter: You dirty hustler.
Lois: Hee hee hee.
Peter: You filthy, stinky prostitute.
Lois: Okay, I get it.
Peter: You foul venereal-disease carrying street-walking whore.
Lois: All right, that's enough.
Chris: What good is mining nose gold if I can't share it with the townspeople?
Chris: I don't have to listen to you, you're a dog. You don't have a soul!
Lois: I guess I'm going through a phase right now where I'm only attracted to handsome men.
Voiceover: Let he who is without sin kick the first ass.
Peter: All right, Gibson, I want my wife back, or a woman of equal physical attractiveness.
Peter: Y'know, I know this is the wrong time to be starstruck, but Mel Gibson is shooting at us!
Lois: Oh my God, he just walked right over the edge.
Peter: Of course he did. Christians don't believe in gravity.
Lois: Peter, it's back.
Peter: What, that rash?