Quotes from North by North Quahog

Peter: I didn't have my hand down my pants!

Lois: I just bought us some new sheets at Bed, Bath and Beyond.

Lois: Honey, what do you say we christen these new sheets, huh?
Peter: Why, Lois Griffin, you naughty girl.
Lois: Hee hee, that's me.
Peter: You dirty hustler.
Lois: Hee hee hee.
Peter: You filthy, stinky prostitute.
Lois: Okay, I get it.
Peter: You foul venereal-disease carrying street-walking whore.
Lois: All right, that's enough.

Chris: What good is mining nose gold if I can't share it with the townspeople?

Chris: I don't have to listen to you, you're a dog. You don't have a soul!
Brian: Ow.

Lois: I guess I'm going through a phase right now where I'm only attracted to handsome men.

Voiceover: Let he who is without sin kick the first ass.

Peter: All right, Gibson, I want my wife back, or a woman of equal physical attractiveness.

Peter: Y'know, I know this is the wrong time to be starstruck, but Mel Gibson is shooting at us!

Lois: Oh my God, he just walked right over the edge.
Peter: Of course he did. Christians don't believe in gravity.

Lois: Peter, it's back.
Peter: What, that rash?