Quotes from Mr. Saturday Knight

Stewie: Oh my, how ruthlessly absurd.

Brian: So, what kind of a name is Weed?
Mr. Weed: They gave it to my grandfather on Ellis Island. Our original name was Bermudagrass.

Peter: What do you want, a Cleveland Steamer?

Vacuum repairman: There you go, all fixed. Turns out a half-eaten meatball was clogging up the intake.
Peter: Oh. Well, did you save it?
Vacuum repairman: Uh, no.
Peter: You bastard.

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