Quotes from Lethal Weapons
Peter: Lois, brothers and sisters fighting is as natural as a white man's dialogue in a Spike Lee movie.
Peter: I got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about.
Peter: She floats like a butterfly and stings like when I pee!
Stewie: Ooh, Lois, someone's wearing their ovaries on the outside.
Stewie: I smell a messy diaper. God, why does that turn me on?
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