Quotes from Lethal Weapons

Peter: Lois, brothers and sisters fighting is as natural as a white man's dialogue in a Spike Lee movie.

Peter: I got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about.

Peter: She floats like a butterfly and stings like when I pee!

Stewie: Ooh, Lois, someone's wearing their ovaries on the outside.

Stewie: I smell a messy diaper. God, why does that turn me on?

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