Quotes from Brian Does Hollywood
Stewie: Easy! Massage the scalp. You're washing a baby's hair, not scrubbing vomit off your Christmas dress, you holiday drunk.
Brian: Hey, I need more cheese puffs, Manny. It looks like Oprah's off the wagon again. And skip the toothpicks, she'll just hurt herself.
Brian: There's a woodpecker on your head.
Keanu Reeves: Yeah, he comes and goes.
Peter: Did you hear that, Lois? We're goin' to Hollywood, where the people are sexy and clever and they always say somethin' funny right before the commercial break.
Brian: Hey, you know what might be a thrill for you guys?
Chris: Ooh, ooh, eating a pebble!
Crew guy: Hey, can someone fluff Paul? He's got, like, a windsock thing going on.
Brian: I've been around, I've licked my share of peanut butter.
Producer: It's kinda like "Bang the Drum Slowly," except the drum's a chick.
Stewie: Does anyone else smell Astroglide?
Stewie: I was under the impression the name of the show was "Kids Say the Darndest Things," not "Old Black Comedians Never Shut the Hell Up."
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