Quotes from Stuck Together, Torn Apart

Brian: Oh...
Stewie: Crap.

Peter: C'mon, let's go drink 'til we can't feel feelings anymore.

Stewie: Augh! What the hell do you think you're doing?
Brian: I'm cleaning myself.
Stewie: You were clean fifteen minutes ago, now you're just on vacation.

Counselor: I'd like to put video cameras in every room of your house so that I can observe your uncensored behavior.
Peter: Wow, just like that show Big Brother... except somebody'll be watching.

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