Quotes from From Method to Madness

Lois: Good, I don't have to cook.
Peter: Oh, no, go ahead and cook anyway, Lois, and we'll throw it out. I don't want you to get rusty.

Peter: Oh my God, she's got hair growin' out of her boobs and up to her head.

Stewie: Thank you, thank you... that was me farting... by Chopin.

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

Meg: I like him, he remembers my name!

Simon: Without Olivia this act is like Fire Island after Labor Day: over!

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