Quotes from A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas
Chris: Don't put it in your nose. It burns like hell.
Lois: Brian, you're not wearing the sweater I made you.
Peter: Well, y'know, it's a little warm in here...
Lois: "Don we now our gay apparel."
Peter: It doesn't get much gayer than this.
Peter: Can't we tell them that your mother died?
Lois: Peter, I'm not gonna lie about something like that.
Peter: All right, all right, I'll kill your mother.
Lois: For me? Please?
Peter: All right, all right, but you owe me. Later, under the mistletoe, open mouth, no matter how drunk I am.
Stewie: I needn't fear this Santa. He if he were truly omnipotent he'd have the testicular fortitude to show himself!
Lois: Now you go relax while I make my little Christmas angel a big stack of pancakes.
Peter: If I'm sleepin' just stuff 'em in my mouth and rub my throat.
Stewie: By all means, turn me into a child star. Perhaps I can move to Californ-i-ay and wrangle me a three-way with the Olsen twins.
Peter: What the hell did you do?
Brian: Me? Who the hell buys a novelty fire extinguisher?
Peter: I'll tell you who. Someone who cares enough about physical comedy to put his whole family at risk.
Joe: Are you wearing a girl's sweater?
Brian: Does that really matter right now?
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