Quotes from A Fish Out of Water

Lois: Are you gonna miss me?
Peter: Only until I go to the newsstand and buy a Hustler.

S.S. More Powerful Than Superman, Batman, Spiderman, and the Incredible Hulk Put Together

I had sex with all these fish

Brian: Peter, did you read the fine print on this loan contract?
Peter: Um, if by "read" you mean imagined a naked lady, then, yes.

Quagmire: So, were you, like, in an accident, or what?
Seamus: No, me father was a tree.

Peter: Okay, let's go kick some fish ass!

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