Quotes from The Thin White Line

Brian: It's like, I dunno, I'm trapped in my own life.

Peter: Oh, this is my favorite event, catch the greased-up deaf guy.

Boss: These are tranquilizer darts. I have enough here to take down Robert Downey Jr.

Stewie: Look at him. He runs like a Welch man. Doesn't he? Doesn't he run like a Welch man?

Peter: Hey, Brian, if cops are pigs does that make you a snausage?

Joe: Nice work, rookie.
Cop: You're a credit to the force.
Cop 2: Additional generic cop compliment, Brian.

Peter: You know what I haven't had in awhile? Big League Chew.

Squirrel: And now, here's something we hope you'll really like.

Peter: I just don't see why we gotta cancel our cruise just 'cause the dog's a coke-head.

Peter: Holy crap, look at this place. This is where God would come if he had to stop doing blow.
Meg: They have tennis courts!
Stewie: And a full spa!
Chris: Wow, no wonder people do drugs.

Peter: Brian, it's moments like this that make me sad you're gonna die fifty years before I do.

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