Written by Ricky Blitt
Directed by Brian Hogan

Starring

Seth MacFarlane as Peter, Stewie, Brian, Bobby, congressman #1, Jesse Helms, John McLaughlin, Mr. Weed, pirate, Satan, Timmy, Tyson, Wally, and workers
Alex Borstein as Lois
Seth Green as Chris, Bruce Willis and Gary Coleman
Mila Kunis as Meg

Also starring

Carlos Alazraqui
Ricky Blitt as Bob Dole, C. Everett Koop doll, cable guy, Dogbert, fat man, interviewer, Joel, and Lewis
Gary Cole
Louise Duart
Olivia Hack
Mike Henry
Meredith Scott Lynn
Alyssa Milano as herself
Brian Doyle Murray
Jack Sheldon
Danny Smith as Chris Berman, Harrison, John Hinkley, Richie Cunningham's brother, and Sammy Sosa
Wally Wingert
Lane Schnaitter (uncredited) as Barbara Mandrell, Jeremy's mom and Natalie Wood
Mike Barker (uncredited) as Dilbert, doctor, Jeremy, and writer #1
Billiam Coronel (uncredited) as guy
Bobby Bowman (uncredited) as Kenneth
Craig Hoffman (uncredited) as mother
Michael Shipley (uncredited) as parking lot attendant
Chris Sheridan (uncredited) as passenger, quiz master and security
Greg Garcia (uncredited) as Pat Buchanan
Matt Weitzman (uncredited) as the senator