Quotes from Brian in Love

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Stewie: "What the hell is this?"
Lois: "Sweetie, that's tuna salad."
Stewie: "Oh, is that what it is? Really? Because I could have sworn it was mayonnaise and cat food."

Peter: "So, what the hell, Brian, you cured yet? 'Cause, y'know, I don't want to have to live in a house with plastic on the furniture like some Italian family."

Stewie: "Oh, this is just so good it has to be fattening."

Lois: "Stewie, did you unhook mommy's bra?"

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