Quotes from Fore Father

Peter: "Clean my pee!"

Lois: "Oh, look, Meg, it's your little baby booties. Oh, and your little bronze hat. And your tail."
Meg: "My what?"
Lois: "Nothing."

Cleveland: "It would be nice to get out of the house. This is the time of the month when Loretta is visited by her Aunt Flo. Loretta likes to personify her menses in humorous ways."

Stewie: "I say, Rupert, this paste is quite delicious. It's almost worth the bowel obstruction."

Stewie: "Remind me to ask the doctor when my other testicle is going to descend."

Chris: "Hey, dad, look! I covered my back with honey and now the ants are taking me home."
Peter: "He does the same thing at home with Velveeta and cockroaches. If you turn the light on really fast they slam him right into the fridge."

Stewie: "I was pink as a pistol! Pink as a pistol? Good lord, I can't even form a cogent simile anymore."

Brian: "Did you know Mr. T wanted to be a Broadway dancer?"

Chris: "I don't think I like feet as much as you do."
Quagmire: "Everybody likes feet."

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