Quotes from He's Too Sexy for His Fat
Chris: Oh, I hate vegetables.
Lois: Honey, they're good for you.
Chris: Oooh, they taste like a monkey, a monkey that's past its prime.
Chris: Dad, I don't like running. The sound of my thighs scraping together hurts my ears.
Cleveland: If you're this desperate about Chris's weight, why don't you just suck the fat out?
Peter: Look, if you can find a hole on the boy that you want to put your lips on, be my guest.
Peter: Hey, when you're beautiful, doors magically open for you.
Warren Fredericks: Actually, it opened because you stepped on that black rubber square. Of course, if that wasn't there, it would have opened anyway because you're beautiful.
Lois: Well, Peter, I guess you learned a pretty valuable lesson.
Peter: Nope!
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