Quotes from There's Something About Paulie
Peter: A guy at work bought a car out of the paper. Ten years later, Bam! Herpes.
Lois: I just wish my opinion mattered to you.
Peter: Well, the important thing is, it matters to you, and that's the greatest gift of all.
Peter: What are you gonna make me do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? 'Cause I'm married.
Big fat Paulie: So I can have dinner with you?
Peter: Uh, uh, sure. That... that would be much better than having a quiet dinner with my family who I love and am not afraid of.
Lois: I am not a crazy broad!
Peter: Oh, no, no, Lois, he didn't mean you're crazy like Elizabeth Taylor. He meant you're crazy, like that glue. You stick to things, y'know, like an adhesive. That's all he meant.
Peter: This is my friend Big Fat Paulie, and this is his big fat ass.
Lois: Together we can do anything: face any foe, overcome any obstacle.
Peter: Yeah, climb any mountain, rent any video, dial any phone. And not just our phone, Lois, other people's phones. Decent phones, God-fearing phones, phones that everybody else gave up on, but we knew better because we were a team!
Brian: What the hell are you talking about?
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