Quotes from Dammit Janet

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Stewie: "You see, this is exactly why people don't respect the WNBA."

Brian: "Face it, you're a sucker for a woman with blue eyes."
Stewie: "Aha! Her eyes are green."
Brian: "Aha! Thank you for proving my point."

Stewie: "Oh, Cupid, hath thou pierced me with thine sweet searing arrow. Stomach, cease thy lustful quake."

Lois: "It's like I always tell the kids, a quitter never wins and don't trust whitie."

Lois: "I've seen that crappy Julia Roberts movie forty-seven times. Have you seen the lips on that woman? Like a baboon's ass on her face."

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