Quotes from Let's Go to the Hop

Red-headed kid: "Whoah, everything's so... significant."

Brown-haired kid: "I finally get Aaron Sorkin's 'Sports Night.' It's a comedy that's too good to be funny."
Red-headed kid: "Dude, you're tripping."

Newscaster: "For you parents, toad-licking is also know as lily-padding, frenching the press and doing Kermit."

Kid in ad: "Mr. Toad? How many licks of you does it take to get to the center of a Rhode Island prison?"

Peter: "This is great. Not only did I live long enough to see Meg go to her first dance but I'm taking her too. Thanks, Geritol."

Stewie: "You know, mother, this could almost have passed for a palatable banana pudding, but without Nilla wafers it's just another one of your wretched culinary abortions. Now clean it up!"

Peter: "I gotta fight for my right to party."

Peter: "Thanks, Spiderman."
Spiderman: "Everybody gets one."

Peter to Connie: "Sweet statutory, you look beautiful."

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