Quotes from Road to Rhode Island

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Stranger: "Aren't you a little young to be traveling alone?"
Stewie: "Aren't you a little old to be wearing braces?"

Stewie: "Oh, here's a pleasant sight: Cirrhosis, the wonder dog."

Brian: "I'm not drunk, all right. I just have a speech impediment... and a stomach virus... and an inner ear infection."

Stewie: "Damn it to pus-spewing blood-gutted hell!"

Hotel manager: "Open up or I'll hit you with this blunt instrument I use to hit dead-beats with bad credit cards. Well, it's not an instrument, it's more of an object, but it's blunt, hard and blunt, and well... it's kinda like a bat. I found it out back one day when I was raking."

Stewie: "Go on, hot wire it!"
Brian: "Hot wire? I don't even pump my own gas."

Stewie to Brian: "Boy, will your face be red when they find the black box on this one."

Stewie to Brian: "I say, walk slower, dog, my Huggie are already holed up in box canyon."

Stewie to Brian: "Well, I say, someone must have said a funny because your mother's in stiches. Hah hah. I'll leave you to grieve."

Stewie: "Yea, and God said to Abraham, 'You will kill your son Isaac.' And Abraham said, 'I can't hear you, you'll have to speak into the microphone.' And God said, 'Oh, I'm sorry, is this better? Check, check, check. Jerry, pull the high end out, I'm still getting some hiss back here.'"

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