Quotes from Fifteen Minutes of Shame

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Brian: "Huh, so that's what Peter's penis looks like."

Peter: "If you want an autograph right now, you either got to give me a pen or some snow."

Stewie: "There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore."

Peter: "You know, some people think that dandlions are weeds, but, you know, I always think, who the hell decided tulips were so great?"

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