Quotes from Running Mates
Lee Majors: "What? Women are things."
Stewie: "Does this not disgust you?"
Brian: "Kid, you're talkin' to a guy who uses his tongue for toilet paper."
Stewie: "I miss my mommy. Yes, yes, I also miss colic and rectal thermometry."
Stewie: "Damn, damn, damn, damn. I've grown accustomed to her face...."
Reporter: "Stay tuned for our special investigative report on the clitoris, nature's Rubik's cube."
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