Written by Mike Barker & Matt Weitzman, Directed by Jack Dyer

Starring Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Mila Kunis

Also starring Lori Alan, Tara Charendoff, Mike Henry, Danny Smith, Jennifer Tilly, Patrick Warburton, Debra Wilson

Peter: "You know what's really amazing, Brian? I haven't brushed my teeth in three days and no one has said a thing."

Stewie: "Flappy, good news, I've decided not to kill you."

Peter: "That was then and this is now. And this is a chair. And that's a lamp. And you have boobies. And I'm gonna find that trophy!"

Stewie: "What's this? Blueberries! Oh, oh my G... oh, that's better than sex!"

Stewie: "Good God, I've been adopted by a Benetton ad!"

Stewie: "Oh, hosanna, it's the lesser of two evils!"