Written by Neil Goldman & Garrett Donovan, Directed by Bob Jaques

Starring Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Mila Kunis

Also starring Lori Alan, Patrick Duffy, Mike Henry, Jack Perkins, Victoria Principal, William Sasso, Joey Slotnick, Danny Smith, Patrick Warburton

Peter: "I don't take coupons from giant chickens, not after last time."

Giant chicken: "The world is going to end at midnight tonight. Y2K."
Peter: "Y2K? What are you, selling chicken or sex jelly?"

Lois: "Oh, Stewie, you're adorable."
Stewie: "Yes, yes, I rather like the sash, but do the Huggies make my ass look big?"

Meg: "It's just not fair. I finally get a date with Kevin, and he gets vaporized."

Peter: "Everyone knows there are only two things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: cockroaches and Twinkies. And there's a Twinkie factory in Natick!"