Quotes from A Hero Sits Next Door
Brian: *pant* *pant* *pant*
Pretty lady: "Uh, pervert."
Brian: "Oh, don't flatter yourself, honey. I don't have any sweat glands."
Brian: "Gosh, I'd like to help you, Peter, but I've got to go out in the hall and chew on the back of my ass for about five minutes."
Peter: "Holy crip, he's a crapple."
"You think you have won.
You think all is well.
But kiss my green ass.
I shall see you in hell."
Brian: "Is it me, or is rap music just getting lazier?"
Peter: "No, no, it's my new police scanner."
Bonnie: "Don't worry, Joe's an excellent negotiator. I was a virgin when we met. Took him three hours."
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