"Damn you, vile woman! You've impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb." -Stewie

"Hey, Peter, it's seven o'clock and you've still got your pants on. What's the occassion?" -Brian

"Hey man, your clock won't flush." -Charlie

"When she worries she says things like 'I told you so,' and 'Stop doing that, I'm asleep.'" -Peter

"Blast you and your estrogenical tyranny!" -Stewie

"Boy, she's pretty pissed, huh?" -Peter
"Yeah. Who'd have thought welfare fraud would be one of her buttons?" -Brian

Written by Seth MacFarlane, Directed by Peter Shin

Starring Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green. Also starring Lori Alan, Carlos Alazraqui, Butch Hartman, Phil La Marr, Joey Slotnick, Fred Tatasciore, Billy West, Wally Wingert.